04 January 2011
THESE WERE TAKEN ON THE SAME DAY AS THE TRUCKS BUT THIS IS LIKE, LEGITIMATELY MORENO VALLEY
I also realized today that I haven't watched a single episode of Oprah since I've been out here, therefore will be unable to write a novel/memoir on that. Maybe I can just watch Maury and Cops and America's Most Wanted with such religious fervor until school starts and keep a really good diary on it, for example:
"DEAR DIARY [or something equally absurd],
Watched Cops. Played with cats as I wondered if people felt their rights had been completely violated when the Cops camera crew shows up; if media release forms were signed before, et cetera. Do the arrested ever try to have their charges dropped? Is the episode of Cops entered as evidence? Thoughts on matter at hand were disrupted when America's Most Wanted came on; must write to John Walsh demanding a David Lynch directed segment-reënactment. It is still one of my own personal goals to direct one myself."